Good Jokes

A man joins suicide bomber squad. He gets bombs stacked to his body. He enter into an Army Camp to blow it.

He calls his boss on mobile: Sir, there are 2 enemy soldiers, can I suicide now?

Boss: No, wait for more soldiers.

Suicide Bomber: Sir, now there are 25.

Boss: Wait for more.

Suicide Bomber: Now there are 200 soldiers, can I suicide now?

Boss: Yes my brave son, go ahead, you will be a martyr. Don't worry about your family, we will support your family.

Suicide Bomber pulls out his knife and stabs himself in his chest!