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I and my BOSS
When I take a long time to finish, I am slow, when my boss takes a long time, he is thorough.
When I don't do it, I am lazy,
when my boss does not do it, he is busy.
When I do something
new without being told, I am trying to be
over smart,
when my boss does the same, he takes the initiative.
When I make a mistake,
I am an idiot, when my boss makes a mistake, he's only a human being.
When I am out of the office, I am
wandering around, when my boss is out of the office, he's on business.
When I apply for leave, I must be going for an interview,
when my boss applies for leave, it's because he's overworked.
When I do good, my boss never remembers,
when I do wrong, he never forgets.
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Santa to
Boss: Please increase my salary because I was doing work of three men.
Boss:
I can't increase your salary, but if you tell me names of the three
men whose work you are doing, I'll fire them.
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