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Jokes: Kashmiri Jokes, SMS
Laloo becomes Prime
Minister of India and
goes to Pakistan to meet Pervez Musharraf and discuss Kashmir issue. After a 5-minutes
closed-door meeting, Laloo comes out. Reporters ask for a statement.
Laloo: Pervezbhai
will make the announcement.
Musharaff comes out
and drops a bombshell:- Pakistan has decided to give up all claims on
Kashmir.
The world is stunned.
Laloo has achieved in 5 minutes what others had failed to do in 60 years!
"How did you do
it, what did you promise, the press asks.
Laloo: I
got wonderful idea from the
Akai company people. They give fridge free if you buy TV, cellphone
free if you buy DVD player. So, I said to Pervezbhai - You want
Kashmir, right? Take it. But you will get Bihar free with it!"
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