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saal ka SANTA ladki dekhne gya, Ladki ki Maa behosh ho gyi, Hosh
aya to pucha KYA HUA.?
Vo
Boli: 18 saal pehle ye muje b dekhne aya tha.
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Apni
girlfriend Ke Sath Date Pe Ho,
Par
Chahte Ho Ki Khaane Peene Mein Faltu Ka Kharcha Na Ho
To
Us Se Puchho: Kya Khaayegi Moti?
Thodi
Si Gaaliyan Milengi Par Kasam Se Paise Jaroor Bach Jayenge.
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Kaha
tha usney apna bana ke chhodunga;
Aur
phir hua bhi yahi, apna bana ke chhod diya.
Wah
wah !!!
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Santa:
Ye Nya Mobile Kab Liya?
Banta:
Liya Nai.. Girlfriend Ka Uthaya Hai
Santa:
Kiyun?
Banta:
Wo Roz Kehti thi Ke Tum Mera Phon Nhi Uthate...
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Santa:
Tum 1 bar me kitny admi utha saktey ho?
Pehalwan:
5
Santa:
Bas! Tum se acha to hamara murgha hai jo subah subah pura mohalla
utha deta hai. |
