Funny Hindi Jokes & New Hindi SMS   

Funny Hindi Jokes & New Hindi SMS Jokes

Teacher: 5 me se 5 gaye kitne bache?
Santa: Pata nahi
Teacher: Abe Gadhe, agar tumhare paas 5 bhature hai.
Saare mene le liye to tumhare paas kya bacha?
Santa: Chhole...

45 saal ka SANTA ladki dekhne gya, Ladki ki Maa behosh ho gyi, Hosh aya to pucha KYA HUA.?

Vo Boli: 18 saal pehle ye muje b dekhne aya tha.

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Apni girlfriend Ke Sath Date Pe Ho,

Par Chahte Ho Ki Khaane Peene Mein Faltu Ka Kharcha Na Ho

To Us Se Puchho: Kya Khaayegi Moti?

Thodi Si Gaaliyan Milengi Par Kasam Se Paise Jaroor Bach Jayenge.

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Kaha tha usney apna bana ke chhodunga;

Aur phir hua bhi yahi, apna bana ke chhod diya.

Wah wah !!!

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Santa: Ye Nya Mobile Kab Liya?

Banta: Liya Nai.. Girlfriend Ka Uthaya Hai

Santa: Kiyun?

Banta: Wo Roz Kehti thi Ke Tum Mera Phon Nhi Uthate...

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Santa: Tum 1 bar me kitny admi utha saktey ho?
Pehalwan: 5
Santa: Bas! Tum se acha to hamara murgha hai jo subah subah pura mohalla utha deta hai.





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Comedy Jokes in Hindi
Santa ka funny beta
1000 Watt ke bulb par
Santa ka naam likh
raha tha.

Santa Banta Hindi Jokes
Santa: Tumari car
ka tyre puncture
kaise hua?
Driver Banta: Ik daaru
ki bottle iske neeche
aa gayi thi.

Comedy Sms in Hindi
Wife: Agar mein mar
gayi to tum kya karoge?
Husband: Mein Pagal
ho jaunga.

Hindi Riddles
Asman me bijli chamkati
dekh ke Santa ne smile
kiyun kiya?
Answer: Usko laga ke
uski photo khichi ja
rahi hai.

Lalu Jokes
Lalu's Law to remain
Tension Free

Jokes in English

Punjabi Jokes

Funny Jokes

Desi Jokes Desi Indian SMS, Jokes in Hindi

Kanjoos की पत्नी बीमार थी,

लाईट न होने की वजह से उसने कैंडल जला दी और बोला:

डॉक्टर को लेने जा रहा हूँ,

अगर तुम्हे लगे की तुम नहीं बचोगी तो प्लीज़ कैंडल बुझा देना.

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Jokes in Hindi, Hindi Jokes, Hindi Jokes in Hindi
Jokes in Hindi, Hindi Jokes



Romantic Jokes in Hindi
Boy to friend: Dekho voh ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai.

Funny Hindi Sms
Q:
Kya ek Hindi wife apne husband ko lakhpati bana sakti hai ?

Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi
Santa ek Sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.

Short Jokes in Hindi
Daku bank lutne gaye..
Gun ghar me hi bhul aaye
Fir bhi bank lut lia

Funny Hindi Jokes
Maalik to Santa: Arre Santa, tu to kehta tha ke tu thakta nahi hai. Aaj fir tu sota hua paya gaya hai.

Hindi Jokes Sms
Boyfriend: Main Tumhari Roz Ki Farmaisho Se Tang Aakar Khud khushi Kar Raha Hu.

Santa Banta Hindi Jokes in Hindi
Funny Santa, Banta & Laloo ik scooter par ja rahe the. Ek traffic police vale ne un ko roka.

Short Indian Jokes
Ik Indian Police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.

Hindi Joke
Bill Gates: Hamare country mein log aaj-kal email se shaadi karte hain.

Santa Banta Sms in Hindi
Banta: Tumne apni patni ko birthday par diamond ring kiyon di? Voh to car chahti thi na?
Santa: Par mein nakali car kahan se le ke ata?

Funny Hindi JokesFunny SMS Jokes in Hindi
Funny Santa ko sab se mushkil sawal ka jawab mil gaya: Pehle kon aya tha... murgi ya anda.



 

India-Pakistani Hindi Joke
Ek totla ladka shaadi ke liye ladki dekhne jata hai. Uski mami usko samjati hai: Beta, ladki valon ke ghar ja ke kuch mat bolna.

 

Short Hindi Jokes, Funny Hindi SMS
Musharraf: Jab main paida hua tha to military valon ne 51 topen chalai.

Hindi Jokes: Sardar Jokes
in Hindi
Ek train bohot time baad chali.
Muslim kehta: Ya Ali bla tali.
Hindu kehta: Jai Bajrang Bali.

New Hindi Jokes
Funny Santa ek ped pe chada. Upar baithey Monkey ne poocha: Upar kyon aaya hai?

Short Hindi Jokes, Funny SMS
Baba Ji ka dera bohot chamatkari hai. Sach mano vaha jo bhi koi buri niyat se jata hai, jalke bhasam ho jata hai.

Hindi non veg Jokes
These jokes don't refer to adult content or sexy reference in any way. Hence can't be considered as adult jokes or sexy jokes.

Short Hindi Jokes
Tofani barish mein raat ko, shop pe Santa pizza lene aaya.

Funny non veg Hindi Jokes, Gujarati Sms Jokes
These jokes don't refer to sexuality in any way. So they can't be considered as sex jokes, sexy jokes or adult jokes

Hindi Jokes
Servant to Maalik: Maalik, Ramu apko gadhe ke barabar bhi nahi samjhta.

Comedy Jokes in Hindi
Train mein ik mosquito Funny Chinese ke sir pe aa baitha. Vo us ko pakar ke kha gaya.

Santa Banta Hindi Jokes
Santa ek school teacher tha.
Banta to Santa: In bacchon se dua karvao ke meri business mein tarakki ho jaaye.

Non-Veg Hindi Jokes
Jokes on this page don't refer to sex related content in any way, hence can't be categorized as Adult Jokes, Sexy Jokes or 18+ Jokes

Comedy Sms in Hindi
American: Hamare yahan shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.
Hindi Comedy man: Kamal hai hamare yahan to shaadi sirf female se hoti hai.
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Funny Hindi SMS, Short Jokes in Hindi
Ek ladka chutti ke liye application likhta hai. O Master Ji, When I come, Rain cham cham.

Hindi Jokes
Mr Funny apni khoobsurat bivi k saath car mein baith ke honeymoon pe ja raha tha.

Short Funny Jokes, Lalu Jokes, Hindi Jokes
In a football match. Lalu: Ye log ball ko pair kyun maar rahe ne? Sardar Ji: Goal karne ke liye.

Marathi Jokes non veg,
Hindi Jokes

Ik aadmi kabar ke oopar baitha tha.  Ik Marathi girl udhar se nikal rahi thi.

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Funny Hindi Jokes
Ek Sharif Aadmi Ko Kya Chahiye:
Ek Biwi Jo Pyaar Kare

Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi
Santa to Banta: Oye tu ladki dekhne gya tha. Kaisi hai?

Funny Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi
Boy: Papa, mere school me jo nayi

Funny Jokes in Hindi
Q: Wife kya hoti hai?

Funny Hindi Jokes, Hindi Jokes in Hindi
सर्किट :
भाई इधर आने को क्या बोलने का?
Hindi Jokes: Funny Jokes in Hindi
Boy: Muje 1 bottle blood dedo.
Nurse: Blood group bolo.

Funny Hindi Jokes, Funny Hindi SMS
Lawyer to Santa: Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke..

Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi
Ek moti aurat Santa ke ghar GOAT le ke jati hai.. Santa: E Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho ?

Latest Hindi Jokes
Ik aadmi ki 6 fingers thi.
Log usko Santa kehte the...

Hindi Riddles

Short Hindi Jokes
Funny School Time: SCHOOL: Apni to paatshala masti ki pathshala. TUITION: Idhar chala mai udhar chala

Hindi Jokes for Kids
Kid (mobile par): Madam, mera beta aaj school nahi aaygea?
Madam: Aap kon bol rahe ho?

Hindi Jokes for Kids
Santa ka 10 saal ka kid bohot dhyan se ek Hindi book pad raha tha.

Hindi Sardar Jokes, Sardar Hindi Jokes
Funny Sardar omelet banane ke liye anda fodta hai. Anda andar se khali nikalta hai.

Boyfriend Girlfriend Romantic Jokes




Hindi Jokes Comedy translated from Bengali Jokes


Latest Jokes in Hindi
Santa to Banta: Ye kaisi machis laaye ho. Sasura ek bhi teeli nahi jal rahi.

Santa Rides a Horse

Laloo in Galat Sangat

Mayavati Ka Gussa

Santa Banta sms

Girl Friend Boy Friend

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Indian Kids Jokes

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Latest Jokes in Hindi
These jokes are not Adult Hindi Jokes
These are clean jokes.

Wife vs Saali


Hindi Jokes translated from Telugu Jokes

Children Jokes

Mayavati in Jurassic Park

Laloo & English

Hindi Jocks
Chor ik ghar main chori karne gaya. Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jarurat nahi hai 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, tijori khul jaegi.

Marriage Joke

Saas Bahu Jokes

Nurse-Patient Jokes

Munna Bhai Jokes

Family Jokes in Hindi

Sweet Clean Jokes

Hazir Javab Sardar Ji

Funny Hindi Shayari

Husband Wife Jokes

Best Pakistani Jokes



Hindi Jokes translated from Marathi Jokes


Sardar ka DHABA:
Customer:
Sardarji lassi me makkhi hai.
Sardar: Oye chupkar dil bada rakh, ye nanhi si jaan teri kitni lassi pee jayegi

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Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta he?
Judge: Tum ne muje sala bola?
Lawyer: Nahi My Lord, maine pucha KAUN SA LAW aisa kehta he?



 

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