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Train mein ik mosquito
Funny Chinese ke sir pe aa baitha. Vo us ko pakar ke kha gaya.
Fir ik matchar Bania pe
baitha. Us ne pakar ke Chinese ko poocha “khareedoge kya !!!”
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Bania's
Son: Papaji bahar Swimming pool k liye chanda mang rahe he..
Kanjoos
Bania:
Koi baat nahi Beta, Ek lota paani de de.
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Teacher:
Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise
vapis karenge?
Bania's son:
Kutch bhi
nahi.
Teacher:
Tum maths nahi
jante.
Bania's
funny son:
Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere
papa ko nahi jante.
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Bania's son: Daddy meri
dur ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banva do.
Kanjoos Bania took him outside &
said: Voh dekh kya hai?
Son: Suraj
Kanjoos Bania:
Abbe ullu ke
patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.
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