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Kanjoos Bania Funny Jokes in Hindi

 

Train mein ik mosquito Funny Chinese ke sir pe aa baitha. Vo us ko pakar ke kha gaya.

Fir ik matchar Bania pe baitha. Us ne pakar ke Chinese ko poocha “khareedoge kya !!!”

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Bania's Son: Papaji bahar Swimming pool k liye chanda mang rahe he..

Kanjoos Bania: Koi baat nahi Beta, Ek lota paani de de.

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Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?

Bania's son: Kutch bhi nahi.

Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.

Bania's funny son: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

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Bania's son: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banva do.

Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Voh dekh kya hai?

Son: Suraj

Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.

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Bania market jata hai underwear
purchase karne.

Bania: Yeh kitne ka hai?

Shopkeeper: Rs 500.

Kanjoos Bania: Arey bhai daily wear
dikhaao, party wear nahin.

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Sardar to Bania friend: Main apna purse 
ghar bhool aaya, mujhe 1000 Rs chahiye.

Funny Kanjoos Bania: Dost hi to dost ke kam aata hai. Yeh lo Rs.10 . Riksha karle ghar jao aur apna purse le aao.








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