Mobile Text message SMS:
Children Jokes

Kid (phone par): Madam, mera beta aaj school nahi aaygea?

Madam: Aap kon bol rahe ho?

Funny Kid: Mere papa bol rahe hain.

English Version

Kid (on phone): Madam, my son will not come to school today.

Madam: Who are you?

Funny Kid: My papa is speaking.

Punjabi Version

Kid (phone te): Madam, mera beta ajj school nahi aayega?

Madam: Tusi kon bolde ho ji?

Funny Kid: Ji Mere papa bol rahe ne.