Santa: Tumari car ka tyre puncture kaise hua?

Driver Banta: Ik daaru ki bottle iske neeche aa gayi thi.

Santa: Tumhe bottle nazar nahi aayi?

Funny Banta: Bottle uss bande ki jeb me thi jo meri car ke neeche aaya tha.

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Yeh bas char din ki masti hai

Tera roop tab tak kayam hai

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