Hindi Jokes Funny Text Messages

Husband: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.

Wife: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?

Funny Husband: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai

Napoleon: There is no such word as 'Impossible' in my dictionary.

Funny Santa: Tum ne dictionary dekh ke nahi kharidani thi na...!