Short Indian SMS Jokes

Hindi Version

Ik Indian Police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.

Wife: Utho ji, ghar me chori ho rahi hai.

Indian Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main is time duty par nahi hun.

English Version

A thief entered into home of an Indian Police Inspector in night.

Wife: Get up, get up, there is a thief in our home.

Indian Police Inspector: Let me sleep, I am not on duty right now.