Funny Indian Jokes, Pakistani Jokes, SMS in Hindi

 

Ik Pakistani aur ik Indian Jurassic Park movie dekhne jate hain.

Dinosaur screen ke paas aa raha tha. Pakistani darke seat ke neech chhup gaya.

Indian: kyon Pakistani bhai Ji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag rahi hai. Cinema hi to hai.

Pakistani: Mein Insan hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai. Lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata?

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Doctor to Pakistani: Bahi Sa'ab, aap ko brain tumour hai.

Pakistani: Oh, that's GREAT !!.

Doctor: Aap itni khush kiyun hai? 

Pakistani: Iss se yeh sabit hota hai ke mere paas brain hai.



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