Best Pakistani Jokes

2 Pakistani terrorists ik car mein bomb fix kar rahe the.

First Terrorist: Agar bomb fit karte karte hi fat gaya to kya hoga?

Second Terrorist: Chinta mat karo, mere pas ik aur bomb bhi hai.

English Joke

Two Pakistani terrorists were fixing a bomb in a car.

First Terrorist: What would happen if the bomb explodes while fixing ?

Second Terrorist: Don't worry, I have one more bomb.