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Fakir
To Santa: Aapke
padosi ne pet bhar k khana khilaya he, Aap b kuch khilao.
Santa:
Yeh
lo HAJMOLA...
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Santa:
Yaar Ye Autometacily Kya Hota Hai
Banta:
Simple Yaar, Jab Koi Ganji Aurat Auto Me Baith K Jaye to Use bolte hai
"Auto-Me-Takli"
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Santa ki patni
Santa se boli aap hazaro me ek hai. Santa ne ek tappad mara aur bola baki 999
koun hai?
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Banta:
oye, tu to doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya
hua?
Santa:
yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab
hai.
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Santa:
Sir aap meri salary bada diyo, meri shaadi ho gayi
hai.
Boss:
Factory ke bahar hone wale dur-ghatna ke liye factory jimmedar nahin
hotii.
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Santa & his wife buy
hot coffee in a shop.
Santa: Drink quickly... before it gets cold.
Wife: But why...
Santa: Hot coffee is for Rs.5 and cold coffee for Rs.10.
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