Mr Funny ik TV showroom me jata hai.

Funny: Kya aap ke pas color TV hai?

Salesman: Yes.

Funny: Mere ko ik green vala dena.

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Mr Funny goes to a TV showroom. 

Mr Funny: Do you have color TVs?

Salesman: Yes.

Mr Funny: Give me a green one, please.

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Mr Funny ko Saturday ko hasana ho to kya karoge?

Usko Friday ko koi joke suna do.

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How do you make Mr Funny laugh on Saturday?

Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

Jab bijli chamakti hai to Mr Funny smile kyon karta hai?

Kyon ko usko lagta hai ke uski photo khichi ja rahi hai.

Why do Mr Funny always smile during lightning storms?

He thinks his picture is being taken.

Mr Funny 911 dial kyon nahi kar sakta?

Kyon ki funny ko phone set pe 11 nahi milta.

Why can't Mr Funny dial 911?

He can't find the 11 on the phone!

Agar Funny aap par headgrenade fenke to aap kya karoge?

Headgrenade ki pin nikal ke vapis Fuuny pe fenk do.

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What do you do when Mr Funny throws a hand grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.