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Mr Funny ik TV showroom me jata hai.

Funny: Kya aap ke pas color TV hai?

Salesman: Yes.

Funny: Mere ko ik green vala dena.

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Mr Funny goes to a TV showroom. 

Mr Funny: Do you have color TVs?

Salesman: Yes.

Mr Funny: Give me a green one, please.

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Mr Funny ko Saturday ko hasana ho to kya karoge?

Usko Friday ko koi joke suna do.

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How do you make Mr Funny laugh on Saturday?

Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

 

 

 

 



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Jab bijli chamakti hai to Mr Funny smile kyon karta hai?

Kyon ko usko lagta hai ke uski photo khichi ja rahi hai.





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Why do Mr Funny always smile during lightning storms?

He thinks his picture is being taken.

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Mr Funny 911 dial kyon nahi kar sakta?

Kyon ki funny ko phone set pe 11 nahi milta.

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Why can't Mr Funny dial 911?

He can't find the 11 on the phone!

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Agar Funny aap par headgrenade fenke to aap kya karoge?

Headgrenade ki pin nikal ke vapis Fuuny pe fenk do.

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What do you do when Mr Funny throws a hand grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.

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