Bania Jokes SMS in Hindi

Anath Ashram Manager to Bania:
Sethji, aap hamare anath ashram ke liye kya kar sakte ho ?

Funny Bania: Mein anath ashram mein apne 4 bachhe bhej sakta hu.

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Teacher: Agar dharti pe pani na hota to kya hona tha.

Bania ka beta: Hum to kangaal ho jate. Mera bapu milk me kya milata?