Hindi Jock

Police: Kuch der me aapko phansi  di jayegi ap ki aakhri khwaish kya hai?

Funny Yoga Guru: Plz muje Yoga position me fansi lagan. Sar Niche aur feet upar karke phansi dena.

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Punjabi Jock

Police: Kuch der bad tuhanu fansi diti javegi. Tuhadi antim khwaish ki hai.

Funny Yoga Guru: Please mainu yoga position vich fansi lagana. Sir neeche te feet upar karke fansi dena.

Engilsh Jock

Police: You will be hanged till death after sometime. What is your last wish?

Funny Yoga Guru: Hang me in yoga position, with my head downwards and feet upwards.

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