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Wife:
Do
you love me just because my father left a lot of money for
me?
Husband: Not-at-all
honey, I would love you no matter who left you the money.
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Romantic
Jokes
Wife: Our new
neighbor always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don't you do
that?
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Wife:
If
I climb Mount Everest what will you give to me.
Husband: PUSH
!
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Laloo
and Rabri Joke
Laloo and
his wife Rabri were angry with each other and were not talking to each other.
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Husband
Wife Divorce Jokes
Husband: I want divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Think about it once again.
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Husband
Wife Adult Jokes
A husband was returning home
after cremating his wife.
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Husband
Wife Jokes
Wife: Sweet Heart !
When
you remove your specks you look like...
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Ex
Husband Jokes
Santa was
weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your
death ruined my life."
In between a man
came.
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Russian
Jokes
A
Russian wife goes to police station. Russian
Wife: My husband went to the market yesterday.
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Husband
Wife Funny Joke
Wife: (standing in front of mirror)
I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty.
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Husband
Wife Romance Jokes
Harassed Husband: Honey, I invited a friend home for
dinner.
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Laloo-Rabri
Jokes
Laloo: If I die,
will you remarry?
Rabri: No!
I'll stay with my sister Jalebi. But if I die will you remarry?
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Indian
Husband & Wife Joke
In a crowded elevator, an
Indian wife Rabri became angry with her naughty husband Laloo.
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Fight Jokes
on Husband
Wife
Annoyed
Husband:
Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.
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Second
Marriage Shaadi Jokes
Wife: Honey, if I
die
would you get married again?
Husband: No dear.
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