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Husband Wife Jokes Wife: If I climb Mount Everest what will you give to me.
Naughty Husband:
PUSH !

Ex Husband Jokes
Santa was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life."
In between a man came.

Russian Jokes
A Russian wife goes to police station.


Wife: Do you love me just because my father left a lot of money for me?
Naughty Husband:
Not-at-all honey. I would love you no matter who left money for you.









Funniest Joke in English
Best joke: Husband:  I want divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Think about it once again.

Romantic Jokes
Wife: Our new neighbor always kisses his wife when he goes to work, why don't you do that?

Read full joke to know what the dirty mind husband replieds

Short Jokes in English
A husband and his wife were angry with each other and were not talking to each other.

 

 

Husband Wife Adult Jokes
A dirty mind husband was returning home after cremating his wife.

Husband Wife Jokes
Wife: Sweet Heart ! When you remove your specks you look like...


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Husband Wife Funny Joke
Wife: (standing in front of mirror) I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty.
Husband Wife Romance Jokes
Harassed Husband: Honey, I invited a friend home for dinner.
Husband Wife Sms Jokes
Laloo:
If I die, will you remarry?
Rabri: No! I'll stay with my sister Jalebi. But if I die will you remarry?
Indian Husband & Wife Joke
In a crowded elevator, an Indian wife became angry with her naughty husband.
Husband and Wife Jokes
Annoyed Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Marriage Jokes, Husband wife jokes
Wife: Honey, if I die would you get married again?
Husband: No dear.

Wife Jokes
When God was making wife, he said: Wise and good wives will be found in every corner of earth. Then God made earth round.


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Note about these jokes: The relation of husband wife is not to quarrel or fight. These fighting jocks are just to make people laugh. Please don't do it in real life. Please make this sacred relationship as pious as you can.
 

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