SantaBanta Jokes

Santa: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?

Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother.

Girlfriend to Santa: Kiss me once again like that, I will be yours forever.

Santa: Thanks for the warning.

Wife to Banta: I have heard that husband and wife are not allowed to stay together in heaven. Is it true?

Banta: You fool, that's why it is called heaven.

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Heart touching words by a husband:

Dear boys, if you think your Dad, Mom, teacher, boss are strict and harsh with you, wait for a wife,
you would love them All.



 

 

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