Boyfriend Girlfriend Jokes

English Joke

Girlfriend to boyfriend: How much do you love me?

Boyfriend: I am a mobile and you are my sim.

Girlfriend: Oh God... I am so lucky. You love me so much !!

Funny Boyfriend: Thank God! She does not know this is a dual sim mobile.






Girlfriend to boyfriend:
You love me but you are going to marry Sonia.

Naughty Boyfriend: For marriage, two persons are required. But you and me are one and the same.

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Girlfriend to Boyfriend: Now it is time we should marry.

Boyfriend: That's ok, but who will marry us.

Above joke is very short hence
suitable for sms.




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A funny poem of ex boyfriend to tease his ex girlfriend

I wrote your name on sand
It got washed.
I wrote your name in air
It was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.



 

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Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?

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Girlfriend:
I can't marry you. I am one year elder to you.

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Boyfriend Girlfriend Jokes in Hindi
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These are sweet jokes for girlfriend for fun.
Boyfriend girlfriend jokes are also called sms gf bf jokes.

 

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