Best Jokes for Kids Jokes

Santa has to sell his dog. Banta wants to buy it.

Banta: Is this dog faithful ?

Santa: Yes, I have sold it 3 times earlier also. It is so faithful, everytime it returned back to me.

Santa: Why do husbands hold hands of their wives in shopping malls.

Banta: If they leave their hand, they will start shopping..

It looks ROMANTIC but actually its Financial Management.

Funny Hindi Joke

Santa ne apna dog bechna tha. Banta usko kharedna chahta tha.

Banta: Kya ye dog vafadar hai ?

Satna: Hanji, mein isko teen bar pehle bhi bech chuka hu, ye itna vafadar hai ke har bar mere pas vapis aa jata hai.