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My sweet girlfriend had habit of biting her fingernails. She started doing YOGA to treat the problem. Soon her finger-nails started growing normally.

Seeing this, I asked if yoga had totally cured her problem.

"No," she replied with a funny sweet smile, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I bite them instead."

Santa to girlfriend: Darling, I will buy you a home, car and diamond jewelry.

Girl: Are you coming to park in evening?

Santa: If mumi gives me bus fair, I will definitely come.

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Santa to girlfriend: I have bought a new i-Phone.

Girlfriend: Wow, it is of which company?

Moral: This is result of making girl friend from govt school.

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