My sweet girlfriend had habit of biting her fingernails.
She started doing YOGA to treat the problem. Soon her finger-nails started growing normally.
Seeing this, I asked if yoga had totally cured her problem.
replied with a funny sweet smile, "but now I can reach my toe-nails so I
bite them instead."
Santa to girlfriend: Darling,
I will buy you a home, car and diamond jewelry.
Girl: Are you
coming to park in evening?
Santa: If mumi
gives me bus fair, I will definitely come.
girlfriend: I have bought a new i-Phone.
it is of which company?
is result of making girl friend from govt school.
this joke to friends