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A dog thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house, and take good care of me... They must be gods!

A cat thinks: My owners feed me, love me, provide me with a nice house and take good care of me...
I must be a god!

Why ladies don't get job in fire brigade?

Because job of fire brigade is to stop fire not to spread fire.

This is just a jock, it is not true. Please don't mind it.

A hen marries a crow. The cock becomes sad.

Cock to hen: How was that crow better than me?

Hen: He is in Air Force.

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If you ever find a woman who is hot, has a great body & is tall, intelligent, gets things done on her own, cooks well, has very little expectations, is not materialistic and loves you madly...

Please understand...

That the alcohol you had last night was of the highest quality!





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