Funny SMS Jokes

 

Judge asks a little Kid: Now that your parents are getting divorced do you want to live with your mummy? Kid: No, my mummy beats me. Judge:  Well then, I guess you want to live with your daddy. Kid: No, my daddy beats me too. Judge: Well then, who do you want to live with? Kid: I want to live with the Indian Cricket team, they never beat anybody !!! Mail this joke to friends

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