Short Jokes, Wedding Jokes
Marriage Jokes, Funny Haryanvi Sms

Funny Haryanvi Son: Dad, how much does it cost to get married.

Funny Father: I never calculated, I am still paying for it.

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A Haryanvi bought a car on loan from a bank. He didn't pay the dues, the bank took away his car.

Funny Haryanvi: If I knew this, I'd have taken a loan for my marriage also!

Hindi version of Jokes

Haryanvi Son: Papa, aapki shaadi me kitna kharcha aaya tha?

Funny Father: Meine kabhi hisab nahi lagaya, par mein aaj tak uss ke liye pay kar raha hu.

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Ik Haryanvi ne bank se car loan liya. Voh loan vapis nahi kar paya. Bank vale uss ki car le gaye.

Funny Haryanvi: Agar mere ko yeh pata hota to mein apni shaadi ke liye bhi loan leta.

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