Funny Pakistani Urdu Joke translated to English

Three life insurance salesmen of different countries were having a chat.

Pakistani: When a man died, we processed the claim and delivered the check within 24 hours.

Indian: When a man died, we delivered a check the same evening.

American: Thatís nothing. Our office is on the 20th floor of the WTC building. A man was working on the 50th floor. He slipped and fell. We handed him his check as he passed our floor!

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Q. Why does a man gets life insurance policy.
A.
It keeps him poor all the life so that he can die rich.

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