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Wife: Honey, if I
die
would you get married again?
Husband: No dear.
Wife: I'm sure you would.
Annoyed husband: Okay, I would.
Wife: Would you let her sleep in our bed?
Husband: Ya, I guess so.
Wife: Would you let her wear my clothes.
Husband: No, she is taller than you.
Hindi
Version
Patni: Agar mein
mar jaon to tum dubara shaadi karoge?
Pati: Bilkul nahi.
Patnai: Mujhe
yakeen hai tum dubara shaadi karoge.
Pati: Ok, mein
shaadi karunga. Patni:
Kya tum usko hamare bed pe sulaoge? Pati:
Yes. Patni: Kya
tum meri jeans usko dalne doge? Pati:
Nahi, Voh tumhare se lambi hai.
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