Tau Jokes, Funny SMS
source: This joke was told to me by a
Haryanvi Tau from Hissar. I am thankful to the Haryanvi Tau)
A man buys a ticket
for Rs 100 and wins the lottery of 1 crore. He goes to claim it.
Man: I want
Rs 1 crore.
Lottery Agent: We give
you 10 lakh today. The rest amount will be paid in next 6 months.
Man: Oh, no! I want all my money
right now. If you don't do it today, then I
want my Rs 100 back.
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