Tau Devi Lal buys a ticket for one dollar and wins the lottery. He goes to claim it.

Tau Devi Lal: I want my $20 million.

Lottery Agent: We give you 10 million today. The rest amount will be paid in next 6 months.

Tau Devi Lal: Oh, no! I want all my money right now. If you don't do it today, then I want my dollar back.

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