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Husband:
Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.
English
Wife: Why three?
Annoyed
Husband:
For you and your parents.
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English
Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I prepared.
Funny
Husband: Whom should I call now, Police or
Ambulance...?!
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