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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Blonde Wife: Why three?

Annoyed Husband: For you and your parents.

Blonde Wife: Look a thief has entered our kitchen and he is eating the cake I prepared.

Annoyed Husband: Whom should I call now, Police or  Ambulance...?!

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