20 Haryanvi Jokes

Haryanvi Jokes

2 Haryanvi men were searching for their lost wife in a festival at Hissar city.

First Haryanvi: How does your wife look like?

Second Haryanvi: She is 5'7", 36-24-36 sexy figure, fair, sweet, beautiful, green sexy eyes, brown hair... And yours?

First Haryanvi: Forget mine, let us look for yours...

Haryanvi Jokes in Haryanvi

2 Haryanvi chhore mele mein apni joru ko dhund rahe the.

Pehla Haryanvi: Tuhari joru kisi dikhti hai?

Dusra Haryanvi: Mhari joru 5 fuut 7 inch lambi hai. Vo 36-24-36 hai, gori, bhure ghungrale balon vali hai. Tuhari kaisi hai?

Pehla Haryanvi: Mhari chhodo, chalo tuhari ko hi dhundte hain.

Note: This joke was published by a friend of mine in a vernacular Haryanvi newspaper. I am thankful to Ajay.