Funny SMS Jokes,
(Here is no Adult Jokes)

Wife: (standing in front of mirror) I am fat, old, wrinkled and no longer pretty. Will you still give me a compliment?

Funny Husband: Your eye sight is still excellent !

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Santa's wife was sitting at a railway platform with a lot of goods.

A man asked: Do you require a coolie?

Woman: No, my husband is with me.