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An English ship was sinking.

Captain: Does any one know how to pray?

An Indian comes forward and says he can pray.

Funny Captain: Ok, you pray; Everyone else in ship will wear a life jacket. We are short of one.

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Every woman speaks 30,000 words in a day as per new research.

A man speaks 25,000 words in a day 

The problem starts when husband comes home from office after consuming his entire 25,000 words and wife starts her 30,000 words !!