Funny Jokes, Dirty Jokes

Lalu was lecturing on population:
In India after every 10 seconds, a women gives birth to a kid.

Santa stands up: We must find & stop her.

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A politician in a family planning seminar appeals Bihari people: "Don't give birth to more than 2 children in a year."

One day Santa drinks too much.

He said: Every thing appears double to me. I can see 2 moons and 2 Bantas etc.

Banta took out Rs 1000 from his pockets and said: Santa, take these 2000 Rs that I took from you yesterday.

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Santa Banta were drinking with their friends.

Once again Santa drank too much.

Santa: Everything is looking blurred. Banta, you are looking most blurred. You must have drunk too much.