Short Jokes, Clean SMS Joke

Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.

Santa: Why did you come so far. Instead you could have posted it...

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Psychology of Indians couples

When two Indian couples meet each other:

Wives look at each other's dress, footwear, bag, jewelry and accessories etc.

And

Husbands look at each other's wives... !!!

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Santa: Why does truth pinches?

Banta: Because it has a point in it.