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An old man buys hearing aids from a doctor.

Doctor: Now, your hearing is perfect with this hearing aid. Your family must be really pleased.

Funny man: Oh, I havenít told my family yet. I hide the hearing aid in my cap. I just sit around them and listen to their conversations. In a month, Iíve changed my will three times!

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The best relation ever is between two eyes.

* They Blink Together
* Move Together
* Cry Together
* See Together
* Sleep Together

* Still they can't see each others.

But when they see a girl, one will blink and the other will not.

Moral Of The Story: A girl can break any kind of relationship.

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