Funny Sms Jokes, English Jokes

Wife: Sweet Heart ! When you remove your specks you look like the same cute guy whom I married 20 years back.

Husband: Yes dear, when I remove my specks, you also look like the same charming girl whom I married 20 years back.

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Mom to children: Anyone who always obeys me and never says no to me, will get a surprise gift.

One kid: With this, papa will win all the gifts.