Kids Jokes & Funny SMS

First Kid: Once when I was playing on a road, a speeding bike hit me and I fell down on the earth unconsciously.

Second Kid: Oh my God! Did you survive that accident or you died.

First Kid: I don’t remember exactly, I was only 3 yeas old at that time.

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Q: If Algebra becomes part of Biology instead of Maths, what new name will you give to it?

Ans: Owl-zebra.

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Q: What is the name of a maths teacher's favourite candie?

Ans: Measure-mint.

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Q: Why do teachers of Carmel Convent School Chandigarh always wear sun glasses?

Ans: Because their students are very bright.

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