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Patient: I have swallowed a key.

Sardar Doctor: When?

Patient: 3 months back!

Sardar Doctor: What were you doing till now?

Patient: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

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Santa to Nurse: Sister, please give me a bottle of blood.

Nurse: Tell me the blood group.

Santa: Any group will do.

Nurse: But how?

Santa: I have to write a love letter to girlfriend.

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