SMS Jokes on Sardar Jokes

First Sardar Ji: What are the fastest means of communication ?

Second Sardar Ji: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

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Sardar Ji's Wife: You tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other.

Sardar Ji: You tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth.