A man decides to
learn Gujarati language. He learns an essay on 'FRIEND', but in the exam
an essay on 'FATHER' comes.
replaced the word friend with
father in the essay. It read:
I am a
person, I have many
fathers. Some of my
and some are
female. I have a new neighbor, I wish to make him my new
Why did Gujju go to Rome ?
A) The Guju wanted to listen to POPE music!.
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Jokes in English
funny student Santa and Banta were talking:
What's big in going to the moon, anybody can go there. I have very
good idea. We will go directly to the sun.
But sun is too hot, it will melt us.
So what, we will go at night.