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A
Gujarati decides to study English. He learns an essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam
an essay on 'FATHER' comes.
He
replaced friend with father in the essay. It read:
I am a
very fatherly person, I have many fathers. Some of my fathers are male
and some are
female. I have a new neighbor, I wish to make him my new father.
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Q)
Why did the Gujju go to Rome ?
A) The Guju wanted to listen to POPE music!.
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Gujarati
Students
Two
Sweet Gujaratis, both student of I.I.T, Kanpur, were talking about the
American Astronauts. First
Gujarati: What's big in going to the moon, anybody can go there.
We are Gujaratis. We will go direct to the sun.
Second
Gujrati: But sun is too hot, it will melt us.
First
Gujarati: So what, we will go at night.
Mail
this joke to friends
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