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Gujarati Jokes

A man decides to learn Gujarati language. He learns an essay on 'FRIEND', but in the exam an essay on 'FATHER' comes.

He replaced the word friend with father in the essay. It read:

I am a very fatherly person, I have many fathers. Some of my fathers are male and some are female. I have a new neighbor, I wish to make him my new father.

Q) Why did Gujju go to Rome ?
A) The Guju wanted to listen to POPE music!.

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Gujarati Jokes in English

Two funny student Santa and Banta were talking:

Santa: What's big in going to the moon, anybody can go there. I have very good idea. We will go directly to the sun.

Banta: But sun is too hot, it will melt us.

Santa: So what, we will go at night.

 

 






Funny Gujarati Jokes

JAMES BOND committed suicide after watching Rajnikant's Gujarati film.

Why?

Rajnikant had empty gun, villain fired at him.

He caught the BULLET put it in his gun and killed the villain.

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