Santa Banta Punjabi Jokes, Punjabi SMS

Santa: Bhai har roj murge nal roti khaidi a.

Banta: Oh kiven.

Santa: Ik burki aap khaidi a te ik murge nu payee di a.

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DAV College di ik kudi class vich bohot late aayi.

Punjabi Professor: Tu late kiyon aai hain?

Kudi: Sir ik munda mera picha kar riha c.

Professor: Par biba, tu late kyon hoi?

Kudi: Sir, oh munda bohot holi holi chal riha c.