Punjabi Joke SMS Joke

Punjabi Teacher: Kaka tenu pata hai teri umar ch Mahatma Gandhi ne B.A. kar lai c.

Student: Sir, menu eh v pata hai tuhadi umar ch Bhagat Singh fansi chad chuke c.

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Santa tube light de neech muh khol ke khada si.

Kiyon...

Kiyon ki doctor ne kiha si: Aj tera pet kharaab hai, light hi khana.