Punjabi Non Veg Jokes

Santa: Ghazal te lecture vich ki farak hai.

Banta: Girlfriend di kahi har gal ghazal hundi hai te wife di kahi har gal lecture hundi hai.

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Punjabi Jat to Jatti: Darling aj barsat da din hai. Koi eho jehi romantic gal kar k mere dono paer zameen ten a lagan.

Jatti: Moya fansi lai la.

Hun asi tuhanu dasange weight ghatan di best exercise.

Apna chehra saje passe ghumao, fir khabbe passe ghumao, fir sajje fir khabbe. Jado vi tuhanu koi kuj khan nu kahe ta eh exercise repeat karo.