Dirty Punjabi Jokes, Funny SMS

Punjabi Boy: I love u sohniye.

Punjabi Girl: Tere vich ki khaas hai ke main tainu pyar kara.

Punjabi Boy: Veer tera Punjabi University Patiala da topper hai.

Santa apni wife nu thapad maran to baad kehnda: Aadmi usse nu hi marda hai jisnu oh bohot pyar karda hove.

Wife ne Santa de kas ke thapad marya te kehndi: Tusi ki sochya, me tuhanu pyar nahi kardi.

Ik var Punjabi Jat 22 Sector de Aroma Chownk vich red light to gadi kad ke lai janda hai.

Police wala usnu rok lainda hai.

Police wala: Tainu lal batti dikhai nahi ditti ?

Funny Jatt: Janab, lal batti ta dikhai ditti si, par tusi dikhai nahi ditte.