Funny Punjabi SMS, Punjabi Messages

Ik sharabi daru pee ke mar gaya. Par ohdi daru prati shardha vekho, oh marda marda vi keh gaya: Sharab te theek si, sala liver hi kamjor si.

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Ik sharabi maran to pehle rab nu ardas karda hai:

Rabba agle janam vich dand (teeth) ta bhave ik vi na devi par liver 32 zaroor de devi.

PGI vich mein doctor han

Meri vohti uthe nurse hai

Kina ajeeb zulam sehna painda hai

Apni hi vohti nu sister kehna painda hai.

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