Santa: Papa mein ajj school nahi jana.

Papa: Kyon beta?

Santa: Kal school vich sada weight tolya c. Aj oh sanu vech den ge.

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Santa: Papa, je meri mami nu bhootni chambad gayi ta tusi ki karoge?

Funny Papa: Mein ki karna a beta, eh bhena da aapsi mamla a.

Japan da Prime Minister Bihar ja ke Lalu nu milda hai.

Japani: Tusi menu 2 sal vaste Bihar de deo, me is nu Japan bana devanga.

Lalu: Tusi menu 2 months vaste Japan de deo, me us nu Bihar bana devanga.