Santa: Papa mein ajj school nahi jana.

Papa: Kyon beta?

Santa: Kal school vich sada weight tolya c. Menu lagda a ke aj sanu kidhre vech na den.

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Santa: Papa, je meri mami nu bhootni chambad gayi ta tusi ki karoge?

Papa: Mein ki karna a beta, eh bhena da aapsi mamla a.