Punjabi SMS Joke

Santa Toronto vich 3-4 mema naal bus te chadan lagda hai. Pehle mema chad gayian. Jado Santa di vari aayi, conductor kehnda "no more, no more"

Santa: Oye mornia chadai jana a te sadi vari kehnda no more no more.

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Santa film vich Stunt karan Mumbai janda hai.

Film Director: Hun tu swimming pool vich jump karna hai.

Santa: Par mainu tairna nahi aanda.

Director: Ghabra na, pool vich pani nahi hai.