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Santa: Kal sada kutta khu vich gir gaya
te jor jor di chhekan maran lag pya.

Banta: Hun oh kiven hai?

Santa: Theek hi houga, ajj khu vichon
koi cheek nahi sunai diti.

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Ik LKG class da bacha apne school phone karda hai: Madam, aj mera beta school nahi aaega.

Teacher: Tusi kon bol rahe ho.

Bacha: Mere papa bol rahe ne.

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Santa: Wife de father nu Hindi vich Sasur kehnde han. Girlfriend de father nu ki kehnde han?

Banta: Je oh girlfriend nal tuhadi shadi hon deve ta sasur nahi ta asur.