Santa da dil non veg khan nu karda hai.

Oh hotel vich ja ke chicken order karda hai.

Waiter: French chicken or Spanish chicken?

Santa: Jehra marji lai aa yaar, mein kehra ohde nal gallan karnian ne.

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Muda kudi nu I love you kehan vele us da hath kiyun pakad lainda hai?

Ans: Ta ke oh us nu thapad na mar deve.

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Santa: 100 number dial karan te ki hunda hai?

Banta: Police di gypsy aa jandi hai.

Santa: 001 number milaan te ki hunda hai?

Banta: Police di gypsy vapas chali jandi hai.*

* Oye, eh chutkala hai, sachi na number nap nap ke vekhan lag jaeo. Hor kite andar kite hovo...