Funny Punjabi SMS Joke

Bapu to Santa: Putt, tu kal raat daru pee ke idhar udar dig riha si.

Funny Santa: Bapu, eh sab galat sangat da asar hai. Assi 4 dost, ik botal, te oh tino kambakhat peende hi nahi.

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Ik bebe shehar apne putt nu milan gayi. Nooh ne ohnu Pizza dita te kehndi: Aa lai bebe PIZZA.

Bebe: Eh sheharian di vi had hai, khan vali cheej nu vi kehnde ne pe ja.

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Ik din ik akhbar ne khabar laga ditti:

50 per cent kudian bevkoof hundian ne. Agle din kudian ne akhbar de daftar sahmne halla kar ditta.

Agle din akhbar ne heading vich sudhar kar ke likhya: 50 percent kudian bevkoof nahi hundian.

Bas fir ki si, sara din kudian akhbar de daftar sahmne dance kar kar ke editor di jai jai kar kardian rahian.