Shahid Afridi ki Mami: Putt, ja ke market ton sabzi lai aa.

Afridi: Ma, asi match har gaye han. Lahore de lok gusse vich ne.

Mami: Ja putt, mera burka pa ja.

Afridi burka pa ke Lahore di sabzi mandi chala gaya.

Uthe burke vali ik kudi ne Afridi nu awaz mari: Hi Afridi...

Afridi: Tu menu kive pehchanya?

Girl: Oye ullu, me Akmal han.

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